>>12891902>B-b-but anon, aren't lentils hard a rocks? Won't my teeth break if I try to eat them raw? Yeah, you're teeth will literally break if you try to eat them raw and DRY. The trick is to SOAK. This is how you do it:
1. wash lentils thoroughly (if you don't, they will taste nasty, trust me) just fucking wash the little shits. Take 200 grams (50 - 60g of protein) of dry lentils and clean them. Just fucking do it.
2. prepare your flavour maker (sauce - garlic, kurkuma, ginger, peppers, herbs, etc)
3. put lentils in jar and add your flavouring sauce. Then mix it. Then add HIGH QUALITY NATURAL WATER until the lentils are submerged. Close the jar.
4. let it sit for 2 - 3 hours. Some lentil varieties only need 1 hour to soak, others needs up to 3 hours. When they are ready they will have absorbed all the water and flavour. They will be soft but still chewy. And because they have absorbed all the flavour they will taste god like if your sauce is well made.
>ok sure nigger, but what's the fucking point? when they raise the price of meat you will probably have to lower your meat consumption a little bit. But the problem is, is that they will create bug burgers to replace it with. The reason why should avoid the bug burger: it is processed garbage made in factories. These burgers are DEAD inside. If they force you to quit meat, the best way to give them the middle finger is by replacing some of your meat budget with raw lentils. Technically, raw bugs are pretty healthy too but I'm gonna guess you won't like to eat the bugs raw. So in stead, go for the lentils.
>screen cap this and fucking DO IT. Take a picture of your jar and share it. You want to fuck globo homo? Fucking do it.2/2
