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>Be me
>Half Portunigger, half Sicilian
>From Canada
>Apply for recognition of Italian citizenship by jure sanguinis
>Go to Sicily in search of WAIFU
>Get picked up by vacationing Swede
>She goes back to Sweden
>Begging me to come be with her
>Watch Sweden nationalists get BTFOd tonight
>This woman is madly in love with me
>She's a biz professional, I'm a programmer
What in the fuck have I got myself into, lads?
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