>>2977252>as the crazed new captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 chases the one single actually kinda cute spider that has a hurt leg while spewing flames all through the passage way, he neglects to notice that the spider has led him directly into the engineering main-space>the chief engineer bursts into flame as the sticky napalm from the New Captain's flame thrower douses him from head to toe>various crew members attempt to put him out, but the crazed captain continues to try and catch the spider on fire, leading to more of the engineering crew being ignited>>2977277WOULD IF I COULD ADMIRAL, LITTLE PREOCCUPIED