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>turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high"
>then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air
>Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong
>His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him
>He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan
>After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends
>As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said
>" well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down"
>then I threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business
I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.