>>9226787Most kind doctor, I beg a boon of thee. Mine anus hast seen fit to sprout from itself three shrubberies. At first, they did not cause such inconveniences as to warrant the attentions of a great doctor such as thyself, but in the weeks past I have noticed fruit being born of this tree. Unfortunately, mine lard-laden ass is too large for mine arms to reach past and pluck the tender fruits of mine anus. I beg of thee, good doctor, amputate mine anus bushes, and in return, I shall bequeath unto thee some of mine delicious fruit.
