>>11936832i bought three boxes of a store-brand tea blend including hibiscus and orange zest and some other shit i forgot
it's very flavorful
i like my tea iced but am lazy and don't like making ice cubes so in order to ice my tea i refrigerate it
i am also impatient so in order to speed up refrigeration i brew the tea with hot water instead of boiling water and stick the hot tea right in the refrigerator without letting it cool down naturally first
i also like my tea strong so to make sure the tea is adequate under these subpar brewing conditions i use four tea bags to one pitcher and before adding the water i soak the tea bags in concentrated lemon juice as a rapid chemical means of pre-brewing
i also do not like tea that's too sour so in order to make sure the lemon juice does not make the tea too sour i squirt some honey in there
i also do not like tea with gunk in it so in order to ensure the honey does not become gunk in the tea i shake the lemon juice and honey together until the lemon juice dissolves the honey and becomes a cloudy liquid
then i pour the hot water in, shake it some more to mix the hot water with the cloudy liquid, stick the pitcher in the fridge and wait three or four hours
so uh
i don't know what the fuck you'd call what i'm sipping on
"""""""tea"""""""" i guess if you can even still call it that
