>>4461346>Obey the tenants of no sex before marriage, go to church, be a genuinely good person, help your fellow man, don't drink, don't smoke and you'll live a glorious life>IE: Do what this book says and you'll live a life of wealth, family and friends (you really will too mormons are loaded with like 8 kids minimum)>if you sin you have to repent at some point which is telling god you dun goofed and you won't do it again emphasis on NOT DOING IT AGAIN EVER as it's a contract with God>be baptized>go to at least sacrament>follow the Articles of Faith>dedicate your life to doing the lords workIt's a lot like most judeo-christian religions except that you only get to repent once. After that if you fuck up again you fucked. Also tithe to the church and just generally being brainwashed.
Flag down some missionaries they go to canada and ask them. They'll be more than happy to talk to you. Afterwards they'll ask you if there's anything they can do for you. Tell them to do some chores. Mormons have to serve missions at 18 which are 2 year trips to spread the gospel in either your home country or another country. It's all random.
>>4461361>the only thing i ever learned from the bible is hate the gaysThen you've learned nothing and shouldn't be reading the bible. Try Clifford it might be more your speed.
>>4461373It's okay I'll repent for it later after I've destroyed his boi pucci beyond repair.
