>>17126779sure elves have innate magical powers but their powers still have limits, all powers do
like in harry potter theres magic but people still get scared and tired and sleepy and bored and are still ugly or short or fat or whatever, magic isn't the instawin solution that solves all their problems
also kinda like birds, birds have the power to fly but they cant fly everywhere, im pretty sure most birds cant even fly out of the troposphere which is the lowest level of our atmosphere and of course birds cant fly infinitely forever, they have to stop and rest sometimes, birds arent magic magic but its the same principle
so are they pros at building all the gifts yes but that doesnt mean they can also magically do everything that santa does
they do live for centuries but i meant it would still take time for them to learn how to do what santa does as well as he does it so two decades of shit christmases would be a massive deal assuming it were to happen today
but yea by distribution i dont mean it in just the "bring thing from point a to point b" sense, i mean in the logistical sense like carefully tuning and balancing all the interconnected systems and infrastructure that allow you to bring thing from point a to point b, even though many businesses have the money to both manufacture shit and also theoretically distribute them the logistics of distribution are so critical and complex that a lot of those businesses work with companies that specialize in distribution, some people think you' d save money by doing distribution yourself and sure maybe if youre a tiny dude selling your shit to your one local walmart but even gargantuan multibillion dollar companies like coca cola™ rely on out of house distributors
ok but how is any of that relevant to santa, santa doesnt rely on trucks or ships or planes or warehouses for distribution, maybe one magical warehouse or two near his workshop in the north pole but still
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