>>21647737Captain Save-A-Hoe here
I will actively defend every maiden's honor in a public display of chivalry. That poor damsel could have been interrupted while watching tiktok or getting iced coffee. She needs to be defended by an upstanding citizen like me instead of taking self-defense into her own hands
Such a sweet little butter blossom will assuredly reward me with the chance to ask her hand in a courting ceremony
