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Here's one more for you guys
>Be 18, chilling in a traphouse run by a vietnamese gangster who I went to school with before he got expelled for snorting a line of coke in class
>Its 3am, been a long night of railing molly, smoking blunts and listening to shitty vietnamese acoustic covers
>All of a sudden theres a knock on the door, but no customers had hit us up
>Everyone grabs a weapon and gets ready for the shit
>we open the door and it's a fat black woman in spandex booty shorts, a sports bra, and cowboy boots
>her stomach rolls are as big as her tits
>Immediatly demands to come inside because somebody wants to fuck
>informs us we'll have to pay extra to run a train on her
>our collective 1 functioning neuron is trying to piece together what's going on, or if she got the wrong trap house (there was another one across the street)
>meanwhile the monkey from Brazil is dying of laughter on the staircase
>my friend who runs the trap house steps forward with a memewave and tells her in a thick viet accent that she needs to go because nobody is allowed to fuck gorillas in his house
>she loses it and starts screaming before takes a swing at my friend but misses
>he kicks her in the stomach and she falls back on her ass and we slam the door shut and lock it
>the hooker proceeds to chimp out and pounds on the door while screaming that shes coming back with her pimp and hes going to shoot the house up and cut our dicks off
>we snort some more molly so we're alert enough to shoot
>the Brazilian tells us he hit her up on backpage as a prank
>we all start laughing, smoke a blunt and forget all about until the next morning
>we still have our dicks