Quoted By:
"Behold the true god, foolish heathens!! Look and believe!!!"
"Uh it's a guy on a stick."
"No no, this crucifix is a symbol of our god! You must worship him!!"
"Why?"
"Because He will throw you into Hell forever if you don't!!"
"Why?"
"Because you're a sinner!! You do evil things!!"
"What is evil?"
"It's breaking God's laws!!"
"Where are my ancestors?"
"Hell. They're burning forever. Be grateful God had enough pity on a wretched worm like you to send us to tell you the good news so you don't end up like them."
"Ok so let me get this straight: Your god, who is represented as a guy getting murdered on a stick, made some laws without telling us, and now because we have transgressed those laws we are all in danger of going to a place of unimaginable torment forever where the worm never dies and it's just misery and agony forever....and all my ancestors are there too....and the only way to get out of it is to renounce my ancestors as fools, renounce their gods, and embrace your god..Right?"
"YES! VERY GOOD!!"
*Stabs him with a sword.* "Where do these degenerate freaks keep coming from?"
