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>so guys...
>amy shumer here!!!
>*audience starts screaming and shouting at decible levels unhearable to the human ear AMU SHCHUTMER!!*
>im here to tlalk about the WAGE GAP
>YOU MEN GET MOR THAN US
>*amy schumer rips all of her skin off and runs up to a man and chomps his face off
>*female audience skin all chars to black and they begin to grow spears in their arms eyes turn blood red*
>WBEN ONly ERn 75% COMPRD 2 MMIN
>DOBALd WRUMPF Is A FUCKIGN MAN IN PWOER
>*all the fat feminists in the world turn into the pink doom demons and start killing men all around the world*
>IDS ABOUIT TIME WOMN GET WHAT WE DESERVE
>MY PUSY WIL DSTRY THIs rECHed bATriARCY ONC n 4 AL.L
>*amy shchutrmers pusy forms into a giant lip that goes on a rampage and manages to lick the white house into its mouth*
>GOT TYOU NOW YOBALD LUMPF U MYSOGENITS
>xorbald qumpf body deforms as he is absorbed into amy schumers fat rolls
