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Its near Christmas and every time I go to bed I cant take this fantasy out of my head. A Christmas day with Kelly. It goes like this:
I would buy 5 bags of Doritos and 4 500ml beers. Call her and tell her I'm picking her up on my beaten up 2001 ford. Then I would drive her to an abandoned school parking lot near the city downtown and we would savage those doritos and drink those beers together. Now that we are alone I would encourage her to break in the abandoned school just for the fun of being two losers together, sometime inside I would probably give her a very long romantic kiss all of a sudden. We prob would fool around a bit there. Then after some time, I would drive her back to her family, maybe her relatives gather together for some banter, join them, spend some good times with everyone, eat turkey, then I would convince her to come sleep at my house, where we would cuddle in the sofa, she then says:
>I really loved today anon, you are the best thing that ever happened to me and the best Christmas gift I could ever have asked for.
She rests her head on my chest and falls to sleep...
What about you /r/banter? What your fantasy Christmas day with Kelly?
no rudeposting and lewdposting please, Kelly isnt like that.
