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>Be me
>6'2 180lbs straight cis white male
>Strolling down the street flaunting my able-bodied privilege
>Suddenly I feel a twitch in the ol' oppression rod
>Itshappening.gif
>I put on my robe and MAGA hat
>Follow the directions of my ivory tower
>See beautiful pink-haired bodypositive polygender queer feminist
>Xhe's dropped xir dissertation on the road
>See the title page by my foot: "Straight white men: How much longer?"
>Xhe looks up at me in terror
>Weak, effeminate button of my jeans can no longer hold back my straining hymen hammer
>14.88 inches of pure male supremacy flop out in front of her face
>It's wearing a MAGA hat too
>"I was just trying to..." xhe starts
>I hold up my hand for silence
>Pindrop.wav
>Close my eyes and gather the full power of my entitlement
>Unlimitedpower.gif (1)
