>>20908936>>20912897>[Sheila winces in the background as Kelly brings up the whole 'window' thing. Shiela knows about this 'Coco' that Nikki apparently becomes or has inside her or whatever. It definitely explains the swan dive through a window. Sheila was there that night at Nikki's hospital bedside, not Kelly's. Funny how things turn out. Sheila looks around when Kelly says she has a partner, expecting to see Kazoo, but]--"Aww, fuck, ya mean moy? Ahh..."
>[The Aussie pauses, for just a little bit too long.]"Oi mean, loik, youse 'n' Oi have pretty fucken good, uh, 'chemistry', yeah? If ya know what I mean, love. But Oi ain't had much luck wiff taggers, roight?. Beerzo got abducted by a torkin dog alien fing and had ta foight her landlord in space... and Racks got lit on foy-ah by some nun and den dunked on boy dat devil chick what's rappin' wiff Sue now. So I dunno, youse'd prob'ly end up, loik, I dunno, attacked by some monstah made-a spag bowl or summin. Huh. Ackshally, dat don't sound too bad. Oi, want some spaggie fah dinnah lay-tah?"
>[Sheila looks behind her down the hallway, scratching at her chin.]"Nyeh heh heh, nah, fuck it. What is loif wiff-out a bitta excitement, yeah? So, Oi mean... if ya willin' ta risk summin' horrible boy teamin', mate, then yeah, fucken ay, whoy not? 'Da Instant Bogans!' Eh, nah, that's fucken shit. 'Da Bogan Replays'? Fuck me dead Oi suck at this. Whatevah, we can work dat bit out, yeah? "
"Oh, dis is wunna dem loiv reac-shuns, yeah? Oi, Chansy, you'se wanna foight Kelly D? Well how's about Oi foight youse. Ya can wait fah Nicko ta show up if ya want, or we's can get our tits wet on da nex' show. Oi'm easy as, mate. And nah, look, Oi ain't gunna loy, I've been waitin' ta smash tits wiff Nicko again, anyhow. Nicko, dun get me wrong, Oi still loik yah, but. Ain't seen ya faw a whoile. So when da toim comes, we's gunna have ta run it back!"
"Uh... dat's awl Oi've got. Cheers, cunts."
