>>9138849mfw americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"
mfw americans call motorised rollinghams "cars"
mfw americans call Merry fizzlebombs "fireworks"
mfw americans call genocide 'thanksgiving'
mfw americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC"
mfw americans call call meat water "gravy"
mfw americans call electro-rope "power cables"
mfw americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a burger
mfw americans call fart tornadoes "bar mitzvahs"
mfw americans call Whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens"
mfw americans call twisting plankhandles "
mfw americans call cold on the cob "popsicles"
mfw americans call french toast "pussy bread"
mfw americans call breaddystacks "sandwiches"
mfw americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards"
mfw americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly"
mfw americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator"
mfw americans call Montezuma's Revenge "water"
mfw americans call forcey fun time "rape"
mfw americans call a knitted wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater"
mfw americans call a rickedy-pop a 'gear-shift'
mfw americans call wiggledy piggledy nobbledy wobs "toes"
mfw americans call a choco chip bicky wicky a "cookie"
mfw americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex"
mfw americans calla pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver"
mfw americans call a shoot-go-bang a "gun"
mfw americans call ceiling-bright a "Lightsbulb"
mfw americans call blimpy bounce bouncea a "ball"
mfw americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake"
mfw americans call cobblestone-clippity-clops "roads"