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WWA headquarters
Do you have any idea why we've summoned you here today, Mrs. Wobblebottom?
>I assume it has something to do with my performance in the Divine Trials?
No, but I understand congratulations is in order. For someone of your.. abilities to advance as far as you have is quite impressive. Actually we're interested to know if you'd be willing to take on some additional duties here at the company.
>Additional duties?
Outreach. More specifically minority outreach. Consumer research shows you're the second most popular WWA performer in India behind Nikki Kade and India is an incredibly important market for us.
>This new position, it would come with a pay increase, yes?
No, but we'd be far less inclined to 'audit' you during the next round of staff cuts.
>I see... In any event I'd be honoured to be.. um, what would my new title be?
Chief minority outreach coordinator.
>I'd be honoured to be the WWA's chief observer of uncoordinated minorities!
Chief minority outreach coordinator.
>*nervous chuckle* Yes, that's right. And may I say how proud I am of the new management for excising some of the more unsavory elements from the company. The WWA should be a family oriented brand!
We think so too, Mrs. Wobblebottom.
