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Eva Vlaardongledoodle has dumped fiance Will "So what if it was 109 times, that doesn't mean anything..." Witt, and has started dating the notorious wrecker of e-thots/chad superstar of "whatever" podcast Chase [Insert Last Name].
This is a major political alliance that could have countless repercussions.
Ameri-chads, we just keep winning, don't we?