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>camera twists down from ceiling to fixate on a kid with glasses
>he's typing away very quickly on his keyboard, note the spiky gel hair
>Dad walks in with a tie and smoke pipe
>"Are you winning son?"
>"D-a-a-a-d, I'm not playing video games!"
>Dad looks right at the camera, "Not playing video games?"
>Kid smiles, "I'm browsing 4chan!"
>"4chan!?"
>"Why don't I just show you!"
>Father comes over to kid as we see fake screenshots from various safe, blueboards with stock image OPs
>"It's an online image board where you can talk to people from around the world about any topic you can think of!"
>Dad scratches his head, puts pipe to mouth, "Any topic I can think of? Like sports?"
>"Yup!" We see /sp/
>"Movies?"
>"Television & Film has you covered!" We see /tv/
>"Well what if I wanted to talk to people about business?"
>"Biz knows all the biz you need!" We see /biz/
>A 1950s looking mother appears in the doorway with a tray of cookies, "Say does 4chan have a place to talk about cooking?"
>"Sure thing, mom! Just check out /ck/.
>Old man appears in the window, "What about history or new books?"
>Sunglasses wearing surfer appears behind mom with a surfboard and all, "And what about surfing and other type of outdoor activates?"
>A black kid appears from under the bed, "Can you talk about video games on 4chan?"
>First kid nods his head, "Yes, yes, and," he shrugs and looks to the camera, "Yes. Even video games."
>Cut to above shot of everyone dancing for some reason
>Boomer voice says, "4chan. There's something for everyone."
