>>13672205>you asked out reimu, i saw it happen, you met her outside of a porta potty and you proposed to her with a ring made of turds, she rejected you and you ran away cryingConfirmed.
So now this hast become “Official©™℗ Yonkers Canon Lore”.
So Mote It Be.
The Council here gathered are in mutual agreement and hath decreed it so.
Amen. It is Verily Written.
Hither, let the record be attested to and renewed thus so.