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im gonna fuck the shit out of my fucking toaster, plugged in aswell. it gives a nice and spicy tinge to it. and then when the springs thrust upwards is when I cum into it, shooting my dick out of the toaster. all nice and baked, and cumming all over it. and then when i cum, i’ll make some toast with my baked penis. the jam is, of course, my blood. i’ve had cum saved in a jar for around 4 years but that’s usually saved for special occasions, like weddings and baby showers. sometmes I indulge myself and use some, just a little. i use blood for the jam and cum for the butter, sometimes i use a bit of sweat for a nice, delicious surprise aswell—think of it as fruit in cereal. it gives me an excitement which is way more exhilarating then having normal sex. but, sadly. this has some flews. such as my wife, she can't get me to cum anymore, sometimes she's forced to get my cum jar out of the fridge and let me taste some just to get a few spurts of cum out. it gides so slegantly. and when there's no cum left ill make my wife go to the hospital to get some sperm donations so i can put it on my crunchy, warm toast mmm. only moisting the bread just s bit yet still savoring that delicious cruchy texture which makes me cum into my jeans every time i taste it. it’s so delicious that t cant get full off of any other foods. it is my savior, crunchy dickcheese toast.
