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(A match is made between Reina Aoki vs. Sheila Foster, hopefully with Kelly DiVanna at ringside.)
“Well hoh-lee-fark, am Oi roight? Fings is getting koinda in-tents ‘round ‘ere. ‘Spesh-ly since Oi was meant ta come on out fah a promo anyway. Wrote me name on da bookin’ sheet and ev-ry-fink. Ah well. Lemme put me head back on straight an’ troy ta get me moind back on track. Uh... aw yeah.”
“Yeah, oi, nah, Oi jus’ wann’ed ta come out ‘ere and shake me tits at a cuppla fings, yeah? Lemme stah-t wiff one ya moight notta been ‘spectin’ – dere’s dis new Rookie Cup comin’, and Oi reckon ol’ Auntie Sheils’d make a top fucking cun’ovva mentor. So considah dis me ‘nouncin’ meself as ready ta take a rookie undah me wing ‘n’ help ‘em ta get fucken good. Dis is da Sheila redem-shun arc, mates! We’s all-a-fucken-board!”
“But... Oi knows da non-rookie cunts in da back ‘dere dun’ care about me mentorin’ some newbie, and dey wanna know how dey can gets at dat.”
>[Sheila points over to the title sitting on the top turnbuckle.]
“So lemme make it crystal fucken clee-ah – aw, and Reino, dun worry ya pretty fucken head, youse is still toppa da list, love. Dere’s no cuttin’ in loyn when Kelsie fucken D and Sheila bloody F is at da front.”
