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So. I'm looking for a wetback to help me translate to a Columbian shitskin that I didn't mean to use the word choice I chose because I learned Spanish from Mexican shitskins. I called myself an asshole But, as is the case with most of the half breeds from injuns and spaniards, everything is turned around to mean something nefarious.
This is what I've come up with, but I had to use google™ translate to come up with a more neutral way of saying it in the hopes that her shitskinese is capable of picking up on the difference in what I meant:
Ayer estaba diciendo: "Onions un pendejo" pero en español mexicano suena como "culero". En español colombiano, significa algo mucho más oscuro. Lo lamento. ¿Usted lo consigue? Lo intiendos? Lo siento. Eso no es lo que quise decir.
She seemed super offended.
tl;dr - I'm pretty sure I called myself a faggot and I want to convey I didn't mean to offend her, even though I find it hilarious.
