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I only got shot 4 times today, what a good day
>One ricochet at the grocery store from some dumb bitch trying to drink coconut water straight from the coconut
>Once in the er waiting room by someone who wanted the tomato and onions I took off my Whopper™
>Two stay bullets hit me in the Wal-Mart parking lot because someone tried to shoot at the clouds to make the sun come out
>Once by some crazy bitch at Starbucks who didn't like that I use a free the open source operating system gentoo.
