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Alright /bant/, I need your help, collectively.
I watched a Spanish horror movie the other day and literally fell in love with the lead in it. She's the most attractive woman I've ever fucking laid my eyes on. I must meet her and be in a relationship with her.
My plan is to
>start acting in short/indie films
>after a year of doing that send my resume off to america or wherever the fuck
>become a b grade actor
>after doing that for a year, be in bigger and bigger productions
>become a very famous and rich actor
>go to spain and meet this woman
>do all of this in 5 years
The issue is, she's 41 and I'm 18. How do I do this /bant/?