>be me>be in highschool>chem lab>amusing myself by taking sips of ethanol and spraying it out through a bunsen burner and pretending I'm a dragon>notice the Sodium Crystal Jar>sodium reacts explosively with cold water, and is thus usually hidden lest it fall into the wrong hands>take the jar, and my water bottle and start larping as a terrorist"if you don't agree to my demands I'll blow this hole up!" and shit
>tfw the faggots start taking it seriously>fuckin normies start trying to escape or fall to the ground thinking I'll actually blow them upbtw I wasn't actually planning to do it
>mfw one retard tackles me from behind>accidently spill a little into the jar>fuckfuckFUCK.p3>with quick intellect and presence of mind, i quickly seal the jar to rob the reactants of oxygen necessary for an explosion>mfw the water starts boiling up>the jar is getting heated AF>imgonnafuckindie.co.in>with another bout of aforementioned quick intellect, i grab the jar with those tong things and toss it out the window>lands on the other side of the street and exploded into a fiery, albeit kinda underwhelming, fireball>get suspended for six months and have to sell my bike to pay for the Sodium, and am never left unsupervised in the lab again>mfw it was still fuckin WORTH IT 