>>17891113The last fancy dinner date I went on, I didn't eat much because of a few reasons
One, I was trying to talk a lot of the time. It's fucking hard to actually have a conversation with a date if you're just stuffing your face the whole time. Secondly, I was hopped up on caffeine so I could keep up with this chick's BS. Women are these neurotic chatty Cathy's and communicate in grunts and hyper subtle gay bullshit so I have to overclock my brain to even have a snowball's chance in hell at picking up all these gay subtle "cues"
Third, the waiter could smell the tip money on me and would not leave us the fuck alone and so I've having to divide my time between telling the waiter to fuck off, talking to this chick about all the basic bitch nonsense women love to blabber about-- popular tv shows, popular music, "muh road trips", "muh hiking"
The only reason I put up with it was because I knew this chick wasnt vaccinated but it was all a waste of time because this chick wanted me to take her to a Taylor Swift concert and would not fucking budge and I was just flabbergasted, this thot was in med school and I was getting my masters, and she wanted me to take her to Taylor Swift along with all the other 16 year olds, she wanted to go out like we were teenagers
It was just all so gay
