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I'll get the ball rolling
>Be me
>Be in grade 6
>I have a really nice english teacher she also loves to talk about her cats
>eveyone likes her
>one day she announces she needs surgery
>she'll be gone for a month
>sadness.jpg
>old hag substitute fills in for her for the month
>she is a cunt
>my friends and classmates gets in trouble every day for dumb shit
>one day a girl named coutney 8/10 hatched an idea
>poison the old cunt teacher
>pretty much whole class is in on the idea
>courtney puts hand sanitizer in the cunts coffee
>a fatass named jeremy ask to go to the guidance counselor
>no one thinks nothing of it
>5 minutes pass by
>the guidance counselor runs in the room telling the old cunt not to drink the coffee
>ohfuck.jpg
>the fatass snitched
>the princial, the vice princial and the school security guard walks in
>courtney gets taken away
>she gets suspended from school
>the old cunt bans hand sanitizer from the class
>mfw
