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I shall tell you the tale of my times at the store
Shopping
Part 1
>Be me
>High school student
>Living at home because poorfag
>Need some rations
>Hop in my car and head to the store
>The usual assortment of shitheads lined the isles
>Basedboy betas and cucks, Kangz n shieet, the token chad, etc
>Fat land whale feminists hogging the space where I needed to be
>I just want my fucking cereal!!!
>Random neckbeard with a Bad religion shirt was drooling over the salmon
>Nigga wut?
>Quickly grab my shit and book it
>Path is blocked by tattoo covered degenerates
>fuckme.jpg
>Finally get my shit and get out of there
>Nearly hit some Muslim bitch when pulling out of the parking lot
>Fucking Kebabs!!!
>Get home and get groceries out of car
>Keep in mind it's sprinkling rain
>Supreme autism kicks in to high gear
>Start running across front yard whilst yelling "ZA BEOGRAD!!" (Serbian for "For Belgrade)
>Front steps are slippery from the rain
>Bust my ass on the brick steps
>Mfw
