>>2011207>>2011215So when i was about 10-11
I was horning as fuck
I used to draw shit in chalk up and down my street
Pointing in the detection of my house
Saying shit like
>you want sex, follow the arrowAnyway no one ever rocked up
But the day i found porn
Now that was an adventure
I would go to the video store with my step dad
Always sneaked hentai in with the videos and bailed to the kids section
I knew the storeperson wouldn't say shit
And i fucking got away with it like a champ alot
Till the day that bitch spoke up
>yeah i don't mind this animeStepdad just stares at this chick
>what the fuck is anime?>thisHolding it up to my dads face
>it's hentai, animated pornStepdad looks around for me
I'm bullshiting looking at kid movies
Giving quick glances over to the check out where they were.
See dad looking at me
>oh noBut yes
and the fucker points right at me
And she looks over
>you motherfuckerI had been outted
Run for dear life outside
But I'm caught by the loin
And my ass was beating, while store chick giggled like a fucking sith.
I'm thankful for the internet.
