>>19712586>be me>work in flea market on weekends during high school in a phone case store>manager was a sleaze but he was seldom in the store so it wasnt a big deal>working there with another dude, putting a screen protector on a lady's phone>it's precise work if you dont want dust and airbubbles stuck in it so locked in as im doing it >pot bellied boomer comes in, holds up shitty straighttalk prepaid phone>"Ya'll gotta case fer this?">Mfw it looks like every fucking phone ever>Those phones are hard to identify, give me one second to finish things up with this customer and i'll help you si->"NO I NEED HELP NOW">Look at him kinda dumbfounded, think he's joking so i let out a little "heh" with a confused look>Boomer Sanpaku eyes >Starting screaming and knocking stuff off the shelf as he charges out of the store >Sperging to every person he passes by >"AW MAN DONT GO THERE, THEY AINT HELPIN' PEOPLE FUCK EM DONT GO THERE">his wife who i didnt notice this whole time sheepishly walks out after him >coworker and I stand there for a second, then get back to work while laughingI wonder if he's dead yet