>>1692235After the milking process was complete, I would come out of my room and tell my mom how I think I was getting better at homework and school and that all my teachers were saying they saw a major improvement in me. Big lie. Mom would congratulate me and give me a lot of sweet candy and treats, which was a problem because at this point I was starting to pack on the weight, and I ate the candy as intense afterheat subsided in the jelqing regions. We would then sit together, me and my mom, in front of the big screen TV and have TV time by watching the big screen TV with my mom. Sometimes during TV time my dad would come in and drop majorly large loads of garbage and trash for my mom and I to sort through while we watched TV on the big screen. Then we would all gather around the table in the kitchen for dinner and ate the usual round of clams with heavy sauce, my favorite meal: clams with heavy sauce. My mom would lead us in saying grace and when our heads were lowered I would always secretly ask God (G-O-D) if they would increase the size of my private zone with my jelqing regime to 18 inches and also if they could also make me an all powerful sexual master who had sex with any girl I wanted and increase the amount of party hats I had in my bank account on Runescape so I could be a legendary gamer fiend and beat up anyone I wanted.
