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>doorbell rings
>open the door
>some gypsy that came from Greece because there probably isn't any money left for him to steal there
>gives me some fake ass sob story and shows me some clearly fake documents that they're doing a fundraiser
>slam the door on his face without saying anything
>look outside the window
>the dude is surveying my house
If he even tries what I think he's trying to do...
