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>>>up at 3:AM because hard core gamer
>>>playing tf2
>>>looking at pony spray when suddenly I get killed by demonigger
>>>rage and nearly shit myself
>>>tummy rumbles
>>>rub my fap lotion on my belly and slide to the kitchen
>>>look in freezer for hot pockets
>>>none left
>>>tip toe to mommys room
>>>she tried to lock her door but I pick it with my handy screwdriver that I keep in my cloth diaper
>>>silently open door, get on the floor and do a tactical lizard crawl to her bedside
>>>m-mummy I shake her
>>>"yes, sweetie"
>>>your good boy needs more hot pockies
>>>"no anon I have-"
>>>squeezes her boob and punch her in the nose
>>>she doesn't say anything, she gets up and leaves to Walmart
>>>go back to computer and fap on e621 to furry hentai
>>>she comes back leaves the hot pockets on the counter and goes back to bed
>>>I grab the box
>>>fucking ham and cheese
>>>thought I told that bitch pepporoni
>>>go to her room again
>>>door locked yet again
>>>this infuriates me
>>>with all my force I break open the door
>>>THE DOOR! THE DOOR! YOU TRIED TO LOCK IT, YOU TRIED TO POISEN ME WITH THE WRONG HOT POCKETS!!!!
>>>nail her in the eye with frozen hot pocket box
>>>same routine, made her go back to Walmart to buy the right hot pockets