>>10562406ask the girl some dumb shit, inject yourself in her conversation, hit off the convo, try to impress her with some minor shit
try to get one of them on assignmemt or whatever, if you need something ask the same one for help as that way she'll remember you
if she gives of signs that she doesn't mind and might be interested- ask her for the name, give her yours, try to exchange numbers and then slide in the dms via the standard " do you think a militarised group of seahorses ridden by militant otters is considered a sea cavalry?" or (my personal favourite) " I sometimes wake up at night covered in sweat with my scrotum smelling like ham and my nipples covered in bbq sauce, I think it's god work but ir cameras don't show anything, it's bizarre, two priests (protestant aswell as catholic) and a doctor once signed off of on a certificate that I don't have a soul- I think that might be the cause of all these nightly terrors that happen, chu know what I mean" but you want to pause after the bbq sauce part for her to respond, and after she does (positively, of course) continue but stop after the bizarre, again let her respond and ram it in with this
you'd be surprise how effective those were even for an ugly cunt like myself
if she laughs you're in the clear, pitch her for drinks one time (judge the situation, if she insists on paying for her round let her but otherwise pay for both yourself), if that goes alright try to plan a walk in the park or whatever, if you find an old lady with flowers that Slavica, she has the best flowers, pay her some and give it to your date, if she refuses....
