Another dawn
Sunny day
Flowers bloomin'
Birds chirpin'
Body in good health
No hunger
No thirst
Oh yeah, it's /bant/ time
Harassing the name and tripfags instead of ignoring? Check!
Uh oh, someone posted a 'jak? /qa/ lost, lmao never gets old.
Aw frick is that a Kot? Oh yeah, time to tell OP it ain't funny for the 100th time that'll show em'!
Hey, why don't they like Touhou? I know I'll make an esoteric rehash of our worn out gyate meme, post /trash/ porn and vocalize my futa fetish unprompted!
Is that a frogpost? Lets counter them by creating another stagnant Cirno thread disrupting the catalog whenever we necrobump!
Why does this board suck so much? I know I'll spend hours spamming scat on the catalog and in threads!
Gosh darn is that a heckin' anime thread? Grrrrrrr TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES!
Trolling time? Oh, yeah, time to be "ironically" gay, never gets old jej!
Hey boss, gotta go to the restroom room. Oh, yeah, it's Lee baitin' time.
Man, I am in such a sour/bored mood right now. I know, BMT spam time, WOOH!
Oh heck no, what the hell are these thoughts and opinions I found on reddit and twitter? Time to jam it to peoples faces and tell them how stupid these online people are and I'm not.
Man, /bant/ is so shit.
Where did the birds go?
Why is it so dark?
How is it dusk already?
I am so cold.
Time to post a Goodnight thread and stick around in it after announcing my bedtime for half an hour.
Oyasumi.
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