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>Ahoy everybody, SpongeBob here!
>Christmas means presents and mistletoe
>Sharing and caring
>So during this most festive season
>Please, dont be a jerk
>Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do
>But the world does not revolve around you
>Don't be a jerk
>It's Christmas
>There's a sign above the line that says "Express"
>That means ten items or less
>Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
>It's Christmas
>Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too
>Cuz that's how you'd like them to treat you
>Use turn signals, don't screen my calls
>Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls
>Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe
>Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube
>Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
>It's Christmas It's Christmas!
>When others are talking never interrupt
>Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up
>It's the time for family and holly and turkey
'>Tis the season to be jolly not jerky (jolly not jerky)
>Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes
>Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes
>Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
>It's Christmas
>Santa brought nearly every gift on your list
>Why whine about the one that he missed?
>Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
>It's Christmas It's Christmas!
>Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
>It's Christmas
>Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
>It's Christmas
