>>3234044Sure why not, i'll take this bait
>be bronzillian>playing "futbol">would be "football", but country can't afford a vowel>ball accidentally enters street>"¡ay caramba!">carefully samba over to pick up>lay single toe on street edge>suddenly 3 gunfights start>grab ball and run>accidentally trip on pet monkey corpse>ball falls into cooking pot>"uma delicia">taxi appears behind>chloroformed>wake up being raped by Germany>all you can hear is "GOL" being repeated unendingly>"police" arrive 3 days later>don't care about you, only drugs>get shot for being blacker than Argentina