>>3027644Croissants should be right wing.
Here is how croissants came to be: When the Turks were defeated before the gates of Vienna, Viennese pastry bakers created fluffy dough moon crescents to mock them. Since French was en vogue at the time, they called them "croissants" - which just means crescents.
Croissants are thus a symbol of Western victory over inferior muslim shitskins.