>>18544260A coded message delivered by combustible carrier pigeon.
>Hey Maria, it’s me, Noire>Though I guess it’s “Blanche” til I get the all clear from my ol’ pals in the bureau >Gotta a question for ya about parentin’>My little girl’s gettin’ awfully big, big enough now to strike out on her own >Poor thing has her heart set on bein’ a wrestler like me an’ Kinoko Chu>I’ve been beggin’ her to consider a less dangerous profession like fightin’ wild fires or wranglin’ tigers, but she just don’t listen >How can I dissuade her from followin’ her parents into this business?>Should I?>Maybe you weren’t the right dame to ask, wot with your own girls donnin’ the tights>One more thing >I don’t suppose you could recommend a dye that don’t burn bathtub gin?>My scalp burns like hell! 