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When I was young I had a friend whose mother was kind of a dumb leftist so she didn’t want her kid playing with violent toys, which included lego. So even my pirates sets were too much for her cause they had cannons and muskets and swords...so she got my friend pic related one year. Inevitably when we would play at his house we would do stupid shit like build a bridge from the coffee table to the sofa and of course we would demo the bridge at the exact moment the train was on it causing the train to derail and kill everyone inside while cackling like maniacs. His mom could never understand why wanted to do this, ‘WHY CAN’T YOU GUYS JUST PLAY NICELY???’ although we don’t know how to say it at the time but we wanted to say ‘because it’s awesome you dumb bitch, now fuck off.’
Girls will never appreciate lego the way boys do.
