>>8477084The Jews are actually descended from Egyptians who followed a high priest of Atenism during the rein of a diseased crippled named Akhenaten. He seized power and instituted monotheism for several years but was overthrown when the previous, exiled Pharaoh returned.
The proto-Jews followed a high priest named Osarseph, who changes his name to Moÿses. Upon expulsion, the Pharaoh chased them all the way to Syria. Thereupon they established their nation and became a pestilence to all mankind ever after.