>>20922981>My retirement advice: Eat drink and smoke yourself to an early graveI hate gen x retards so fucking much. I'd rather lose 99% of my net worth from a solar flare frying every computer and electronic device on the planet but still be fit enough to loot canned beans from abandoned shacks to feed myself after the post silicon collapse than be some fat retard that's eating themselves to death because the market might dump 20% and their over leveraged ass might have to sell their properties and move into section 8 housing to cover being underwater.