>>10001738by typing the first shitpost off the top of my head and hitting the create thread button. I knew the mods would dump imptrash soon but definitely didn't expect that the dump was (probably) intentionally calculated to let the first post after the imptrash thread win the GET.
TL;DR pure luck & perfect timing though it was completely random.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw5a5Wb7CWQ&ab_channel=violinStrad