>>19087543SHEE6 grows somber and paces the ring.
>"It is for you, then, to decide what values you will be fighting for in this conflict, Pizza Girl. Your courage is beyond question, and your reputation is that of an upholder of pizza of the highest quality. Shall we do battle, then, to secure our own honor and glory? Or is this a meeting to sharpen our iron, a clash between two of the fearsome and brave battlers of the Waifu Wrestling Alliance, a mere sortie prior to an extended campaign of harsh brutality? Is warfare truly humanity's hereditary curse, or may the puzzle-boxes of our desires yet yield to the workings of the tongue and the heart before the blade is even tried? I say: it matters not! We have agreed to our terms, and we shall meet in a hardcore match. Mine fists will be as maces, striking blows against your defences, and mine mind shall be a trebuchet, launching me to victory with unexpected and bold strategems! And I shall strike at you with weapons as well!">"Consider yourself, Pizza Girl. Know that often our fortunes are often the sum of our own choices, and luck is as often earned as made. When mine fortunes are low, mine mother will oft remind me of instances of poor judgment that had led to this point. When I have been the instrument of mine own undoing, it is not BAD luck; it is DUMB luck. The truth in this statement is bitter, quite unlike the spicy, flavorful tang of a delicious taco, that most delightful and savory delicacy, the pinnacle of human culinary achievement. And yet, in such contemplation I grow wiser day by day. So it is with you, Pizza Girl: fortune may favor the bold, and your open challenge was bold indeed. But when we should meet in the ring, and you are laid low by mine Limit Break headbutt? That's YOUR dumb luck." 