>>14965507But Anon, don't you want a pet tiger?
You Can Have A Pet Tiger!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6XKFsCXS7gThat day, when they rang my bell,
they told me that there was no hell,
And said that this cruel world of hate
was ending, but it's not too late
to follow them and learn to pray
'cause they had found the only way
To keep from pissing off an angry God. They said: “It’s true -
[CHORUS] “You can have a pet tiger,
and you'll never grow old,
but you gotta be loyal,
gotta do everything you're told,
you will live in a mansion,
and you'll be happy all day,
you can have a pet tiger,
but you gotta shut up and obey.”
oblivion's the final goal
for those who don’t prepare their soul,
they told me I was lost and bad
and things I did had made God mad
but there was one more chance for me:
just give up hope of being free
and toe the line to keep from getting killed. They said: “It’s true -
[CHORUS]
for you must follow all their rules
or end up dead just like the fools
that could not keep from being bad
by being gay or wearing plaid or
simply thinking for themselves,
or buying kids those toy blue elves -
for Satan lives in every single one. You know it’s true:
[CHORUS]
Although they’re not inspired of God,
We mustn’t think it very odd,
That all their rules must be obeyed,
As if Divine decree was made
To follow them despite the price,
And keep that hope for Paradise,
They speak for God because they say they do! You know it’s true:
[CHORUS]
