>>19568226I'd learn Spanish(better) and become a hacienda patron and have a lot of servants and have some sort of telenovela going with the secret love between me and the hot maid while me trying to be an honorable gringo while everyone makes nasty rumors about the muerta de hambre.
But then a higher up latina tries to get with me and starts talking trash about the muerta de hambre too, meanwhile I keep fucking everyone and laundering money and facilitating CIA operations and running payments for political leaders that are supposed to get me cozy deals and create official papers for my shady international schemes while I siphon every penny offshore and prepare to declare bankruptcy and run away with all the cash.
