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>be me
>walking in the streets minding my own business
>witness a f*male using her phone while walking
>stop at the zebra or cross thingy
>wait for green light
>witness a f*male at the other side aproaching the the sign
>she stops and start fiddling with her phone
>green light up
>start crossing approaching the femoid
>she was trying to take a selfie in the cringiest pose possible
>say "BRUH" instinctivly and loudly
>bitch got so startled she went in the opposite direction
>mfw