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When I was 15 years old and I went to take a shit, my father kept turning around near the toilet as if inadvertently, and kept asking me why you were so quiet, why couldn't I hear you? he started swearing and saying that he was going to take the door off its hinges, my father would swear if I shit and did not flush, and not just at the end of the shit, but right after the poop came out, explaining that it stank, and then he told me: I would shit and flush, and so should you! one day i sat down to take a shit, and i heard my father standing at the door in the distance, and i wiped my ass and sat down on the floor, and there was a very wide gap at the bottom of the door, and i looked through the gap, and there was my father sitting on his hands and knees looking through the gap and he told me: what are you doing? Are you fucking nuts? What are you doing there? my dad drinks herbs all the time so he shits a lot, he shits five times a day, and then he says it burns his ass and he farts too. fuck! that's a real story. i'm not a troll.
