>>8128095Dear God I can't wait for first contact. I just can't wait for the first time one of those saucers finally lands on earth. Everything mankind has been waiting for, all our struggles and achievements for this one moment, this pinnacle in our history.
The moment that U.F.O opens I am going to be on those little xenosluts! There will be an unholy reckoning upon those slutty alien asses, a throbbing cocknado will sweep down on them like their pussies are a fucking trailer park!
I've waited years for that alien pussy! Years of jerking off at the pleadians through a telescope and getting thrown out of museums for sniffing moon rock exhibits, I've had enough!
I know you're out there! I know you're watching us, reading our internet and our brainwaves using our own damn cellular signals! That's why they're afraid, 'cause they know what I'm going to do to them! They know what lies in wait for their tender and puffy vaginas!
Those perky alien tities can't stay hidden forever! We're building fucking spaceships, Trump's building moon rockets so we can fly to mars and fucking nail space whores on mars!
I'm Coming For That Booty!
